Hennessy Hammocks

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Visualization of Playboy Playmate’s Body Mass Index from 1953-2009, as compared to the average woman’s BMI. Results not shocking.

Visualization of Playboy Playmate’s Body Mass Index from 1953-2009, as compared to the average woman’s BMI. Results not shocking.

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What Kids Want. Egor Gortilin, 5 year old, wants a disposable girlfriend; “if I get tired of her, I’ll make her drink some hot tea, and she will melt away into nothing.“… Check out the link more great ideas, like the gun that kills bad thoughts and the hat that would make everyone fall in love with you.

What Kids Want. Egor Gortilin, 5 year old, wants a disposable girlfriend; “if I get tired of her, I’ll make her drink some hot tea, and she will melt away into nothing.“… Check out the link more great ideas, like the gun that kills bad thoughts and the hat that would make everyone fall in love with you.

Published: 1 year ago /

Chocolate Whiskey and Beer Cupcakes, it’s like something you might wistfully daydream about during the doldrums of a workday, but it’s real, and makes you think life is a splendid wonder.

Chocolate Whiskey and Beer Cupcakes, it’s like something you might wistfully daydream about during the doldrums of a workday, but it’s real, and makes you think life is a splendid wonder.

Published: 1 year ago /

Beautiful. My favorite part is when the clown clarifies… “at the equator.” (via tpmtv)

Published: 1 year ago /

No Need to Apologize

1 year ago

Michael Phelps would have been more of a role model if he said, “Fuck off. I get high sometimes. And in my spare time work harder than you have at anything in your life, and, like, sometimes I win eight fucking gold medals. So back the fuck off, put on a different perspective, and stuff the apology you think I should make up your ass.”

Maybe not in those exact words, but the guy’s twenty-four. If he’s not getting baked and drinking beer on occasion then he’s doing something wrong.

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fhtagn-dazs (via)

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silversmith told me to go to this website and click the arrow at the bottom. So I did. And it’d be worth your while if you did as well.

silversmith told me to go to this website and click the arrow at the bottom. So I did. And it’d be worth your while if you did as well.

Published: 1 year ago /

The Essential Components of Good Politics

1 year ago

I watched MSNBC for far too long yesterday. I scribbled down some notes. I’m going through them now. As far as I can tell the essential ingredients of good governing politics, as currently practiced by most, are, in this order,

1. My Interests
2. The Interests of My Party

If you’re the least bit like me, you might be like, what the fuck? That’s whacked. You’re whacked.

Where’s the citizen? I mean, can I get an America, Amen Brother? One America Amen Brother? Based on my observations, no.

You can_not_ get one America. You can_not_ get an Amen, or a Brother, or a citizen. Initally a tad depressing for sure, but, y’know there’s always beer and peanuts, and there is always something to be said for the dependable jackass. Here he comes. The dependable jackass, with his typically jackassery.

You probably have one at work, the jackass, or in the family. The degree to which they ruin the fun is proportional to the the amount of power you allow them to exercise, which is why politics is so damn depressing, but on the other hand, it feels liberating to know there’s no hope to float in that there kiddie pool.

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