Griffin and Hoxie

Michael Phelps would have been more of a role model if he said, “Fuck off. I get high sometimes. And in my spare time work harder than you have at anything in your life, and, like, sometimes I win eight fucking gold medals. So back the fuck off, put on a different perspective, and stuff the apology you think I should make up your ass.”

Maybe not in those exact words, but the guy’s twenty-four. If he’s not getting baked and drinking beer on occasion then he’s doing something wrong.